http://www.omegle.com is a website where it puts you on a 1 on 1 chat with a random person. You are both kept completely anonymous. It's fun to troll and because Facepunch and 4chan are on there all the time. You can post chatlolgs here.

Here's some of mine:

ok... i went to the website and did like you screaming PISS COMIN OUTA MY ASS and then the person said A WILD ABRA APPEARS ...so i think i got the same person as you!
and then i asked someone if they have ever heard of discobiscuit and they put O.o then left

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: OH HAI
Stranger: heyyyy
You: :D
You: did you know george w bush is shanking a walrus as we speak? AND HE STOLE ITS BUCKET
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
(i cant stop editign my post!)
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: BONK
Stranger: doink
You: :]
You: lol
Stranger: ;)
You: NEED A DISPENSER HERE
Stranger: i need a diaper
You: :|
Stranger: :(
Stranger: doodoo in my pantalons
You: OMG DAIPER FETISH
Stranger: no im a 3 year old
Stranger: dick
your conversational partner has disconnected.

I got an app for that on my ipod because it screws up if you do it from te browser.

lol yea

OLOLOL i havent been on in a WILE.

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hai
Stranger: 你好
You: is u lieks butcex?
You: in
You: ur
You: mouf
You: :D
Stranger: what the mother fuck
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: i iz over dis
You: ಠ_ಠ

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Stranger: you iz messed up
You: fght

Stranger: foo
You: leave
You: FGT
Stranger: i aint takin dis sheeit
You: I WILL HAX U
You: LEAVE
You: 5
You: 4
You: 3
Stranger: no, u can leeve! i get to omegle wherever i wantz!
You: 2
You: 1
You: ಠ_ಠ

You: I IS HAX U
You: I 4 SRS
Stranger: i iz not scared, you azz
You: LEMME GETS U UR PORT
You: AND UR IP
You: BRB
You: BLOW POPSICKELS
You: U FGT
You have disconnected.


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: heyyy
You: ASL
Stranger: 16 F USA
You: ASL
Stranger: you?
You: ASL
Stranger: that is my asl
You: ASL
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: ASL
Stranger: Hu
You: ASL
Stranger: Asl
You: ASL
You: ASL
You: ASL
You: ASL
You: ASL
You: ASL
You: ASL
You: ASL
You: ASL
You: ASL
You: AS
You: LL
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: O HAI
Stranger: are you horny?
You have disconnected.


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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: OH HAI
You: FFF
Stranger: Aarian?!
You: NO
You: NO
You: NO
Stranger: OK!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: OH HAI
Stranger: hey
You: WAS ES JU NAYM?
Stranger: taylor you
You: PEN0R
You: LOLOL
Stranger: lol
You: DO YOU LIKE PEN0RS IN UR MOUF?
You: I DOES
Stranger: yea
You: HAWT
You: ASL\
Stranger: 19 f ny
You: 25 M NY
You: IM ALSO BLACK
You: WITH HUGE PEN0R
Stranger: im white but its ok i like em black;)
You: :O
You: IS U LIKE
You: 8 1/2 INCH LONG EPNUS?
Stranger: i love those ;)
You: :O
You: HAWT
You: R U BI?
Stranger: not completly
You: :O?
Stranger: idn id do tuff with a girl but not like date one
You: K
You: IM BORED
You: SO UHH
You: CALL ME AT
You: 3746239856542393
You: AND UH GTFO
You have disconnected.

LMFAO

what the fuck

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You: oh hai
Stranger: <--- +
Stranger: ohai
You: is u liek
You: mudkips
Stranger: yesh i luvsthems
You: then gtfo
You have disconnected.


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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: heyo
You: hi
You: i have a joke
Stranger: Do tell
You: k
You: knock knock
Stranger: who's there?
You: NOT MICHAEL JACKSON
You: LOL
You have disconnected.


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: asl
You: asl
You: asl
You: asl
You: asl
You: asl
You: as
You: ll
You: a
You: sl
You: als
You: ls
You: la
You: sla
You: la
You: ls
You: ls
You: als
You: al
You: sl
You: sl
You: lsa
You: lsa
You: als
You: la
You: ls
You: asla
You: ls
You: la
You: las
You: lsa
You: las
You: asl
You: plox
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: milkshake!
You: in ur ass
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: butcex
Stranger: Hii
You: butcex
Stranger: butcex?
You: but
You: cex
You: but
You: cex
Stranger: i dont understand
You: ...
You: butt
You: sex
You: butt sex
You: but
You: cex
You: butcex
Stranger: o0o
Stranger: What?
You: ......
You: GTFO
You have disconnected.


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: HAI BILLY MAYS HERE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


THIS IS MY LAST POST!

(07-01-2009 01:49 AM)Hgy Hgy Hobo 2 Wrote:  ok... i went to the website and did like you screaming PISS COMIN OUTA MY ASS and then the person said A WILD ABRA APPEARS ...so i think i got the same person as you!
and then i asked someone if they have ever heard of discobiscuit and they put O.o then left

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: OH HAI
Stranger: heyyyy
You: :D
You: did you know george w bush is shanking a walrus as we speak? AND HE STOLE ITS BUCKET
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
(i cant stop editign my post!)
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: BONK
Stranger: doink
You: :]
You: lol
Stranger: ;)
You: NEED A DISPENSER HERE
Stranger: i need a diaper
You: :|
Stranger: :(
Stranger: doodoo in my pantalons
You: OMG DAIPER FETISH
Stranger: no im a 3 year old
Stranger: dick
your conversational partner has disconnected.

wow lol diaper fetish?

i was talking about food... with a russian...


You: do u like bacon?
Stranger: um its ok. i dont like crispy bacon
You: are u hungry?
Stranger: i just told you i ate!
You: AND U STILL MIGHT BE HUNGRY
Stranger: let me check
You: letting u check
Stranger: no not hungry
Stranger: what nao
You: buy bacon
You: and eat it
You: i dont care that u are not hungry
You: u are hungry from now on!
Stranger: no!
You: yes
Stranger: i cant leave work and buy bacon
You: yes u can
You: no one stops u
Stranger: ill get in trouble
You: thats right
You: but u still can go anytime u want
Stranger: and i dont feel like getting fired!
You: good
Stranger: ill tell you what
Stranger: when i go clubbing.
You: whouldnt u be working now?
Stranger: at night
Stranger: these people have hot dog carts
Stranger: not any regular old hot dog carts
Stranger: you can only see these special hot dog carts when you are drunk
You: lol
Stranger: they grll the hot dogs wrapped in bacon
Stranger: and onions
You: i want a hotdog now
Stranger: i'll eat bacon then
You: dam u
Stranger: when im drunk
You: well
You: call me back when u have some bacon
You: hehe
Stranger: would it be blasphemy if i told you i perfer canadian bacon
You: i dont care as long as it still bacon!
Stranger: let me find you something that you will love then
Stranger: you will be SO hungry
You: try
You: well u made me want hotdog
Stranger: lol
Stranger: http://22.media.tumblr.com/i2dw5nf19mnr3...o1_500.jpg
Stranger: bacon infused onion ring
You: hang on
You: that doesnt make me hungry :O
Stranger: ill do you one better
You: it looks ugly
You: fff
Stranger: pancake with a side of bacon?
You: and i hate bacon
Stranger: :(
You: lol
Stranger: i thought you love bacon
Stranger: what happened
You: i like meat
Stranger: bacon is meat!
You: many different types of mean
You: meat
You: but not bacon
You: i just dont like the taste of it
Stranger: http://2.media.tumblr.com/i2dw5nf19kcf9g...o1_500.jpg
Stranger: sausage stuffed with more sausages
Stranger: Sausage stuffed with pepperoni, cheese and veggies stuffed inside more sausage with a second layer of toppings, all smoked and then topped with pepperoni.
You: not bad
You: i wanna try it
You: dam u
You: ...
Stranger: that's just the appetizer
Stranger: the best of all
Stranger: http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kpplpc...o1_500.jpg
Stranger: the meat baby
Stranger: with bacon diaper
You: i hate mushrooms and olivs or something
Stranger: this meat baby dont play no games
Stranger: all meat
Stranger: none of that vegetables nonsesne
You: i like tomatos
You: delish
Stranger: you know whats good
You: nom nom
You: what
Stranger: tomatos and scrabmled eggs
Stranger: mmm
You: no eggs
You: fff
Stranger: :(
You: i do not like em
Stranger: sunny side up?
You: ?
Stranger: not even sunny side up eggs?
You: nope
Stranger: :( you dont like breakfast food very much do you.
You: i do i just have different taste to you
You: i like lazania
Stranger: lasagna
You: lazagna?
Stranger: lasagna!
You: lazania i spelled it how i pronance it
Stranger: and its balogna
Stranger: not baloney
Stranger: !!
You: baloney?
You: balogna?
You: fff
Stranger: veggie lasagna are good
Stranger: mmm
You: i cant belive im talking about food
Stranger: are you hungry
Stranger: you're not stricken with famine are you.
You: maybe but im at home now so its not a problem
You: what is famine?
You: english isnt my 1st language
Stranger: yeah right
You: right yeah
You: lol
Stranger: english is the native language to a troll
You: why
Stranger: you can't fool me
You: am i troll?
You: no really
You: im russian
Stranger: do you like mudkips
You: i dont know what it is
Stranger: врать!
You: нет
You: i wont speak RUSSIAN NO WAY
Stranger: :(
You: omg
You: are u in russia right now?
Stranger: nope
You: im in england
Stranger: what's a russian doing in england
You: moved here coz my mum married
Stranger: so uh
Stranger: do you have an english accent
Stranger: or russian accent
You: no i have Russian accent
You: lol
Stranger: do people pick on you :(
You: not really
You: people like me lol
Stranger: you're probably really tall
You: well
You: kind of
Stranger: people are too afraid to bully a russian
You: im taller than my mum lol
You: xD
You: some are
Stranger: your ppl beat up rocky :(
You: but i have lots oif friends in here
You: переведи
You: no more russian
Stranger: afk!
You: dont lie
Stranger: my manager is here
Stranger: sshh!
You: lol ok