Basicly its a chat bot that rsponds to you and can execute commands.
It responds to you calling it gey and stuff

If you say ur momsgay

It says

Tyler: My moms gay? Well, Your dicks the size of a penny.

Commands:
tyler joke
tyler weather
tyler who
tyler fact
tyler max players
tyler players how many
tyler server name
tyler why
tyler when
/tbver







@name JulioGee's TylerBot
@persist Command:string
@outputs FactRnd

runOnChat(1)
interval(700)
MeSaid = Command:find("tyler:")
JulSaid = Command:find("JulioGee[UFA]")
Command = lastSaid():lower()
One=1
Owner=owner():name()
Map=map()
Servername=hostname()
Playernum=numPlayers()
Maxplayernum=maxPlayers()
Gamemode=gamemode()
Facta=round(random(1,25))
RMonthA=round(random(1,12))
RDay=round(random(1,29))
RYear=round(random(2009,4000))






if(first() | duped()) { FactNum = "%NULL%"}
Name=lastSpoke():name()
Health=lastSpoke():health()
Posa=round(lastSpoke():pos():x())
Posb=round(lastSpoke():pos():y())
Posc=round(lastSpoke():pos():z())
Q=round(random(1,2))
Qb=round(random(1,3))
W=round(random(1,25))
Degree=round(random(62,90))
Facta=round(random(1,25))
WhereA=round(random(1,10))
IDKA=round(random(1,3))
F=round(random(1,5))
WHYA=round(random(1,5))
Weather=round(random(1,5))

if(Weather==1){Weathera="Fair"}
if(Weather==2){Weathera="Rainy"}
if(Weather==3){Weathera="Cloudy"}
if(Weather==4){Weathera="Snowing"}
if(Weather==5){Weathera="Hailing"}
if(Command:find("when") & Command:find("world") & Command:find("explode") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: December 12, 2012.")}
if(Command:find("drive") & Command:find("how") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Press E on the car you motherfucking tard")}


if(Command:find("who") & Command:find("tyler") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Me You motherfucking retard")}
if(RMonthA==1){RMonth="January"}
if(RMonthA==2){RMonth="Febuary"}
if(RMonthA==3){RMonth="March"}
if(RMonthA==4){RMonth="April"}
if(RMonthA==5){RMonth="May"}
if(RMonthA==6){RMonth="June"}
if(RMonthA==7){RMonth="July"}
if(RMonthA==8){RMonth="August"}
if(RMonthA==9){RMonth="September"}
if(RMonthA==10){RMonth="October"}
if(RMonthA==11){RMonth="November"}
if(RMonthA==12){RMonth="December"}


if(WHYA==1){Why="Because."}
if(WHYA==2){Why="Because you were dropped on your head as a baby.."}
if(WHYA==3){Why="Because God hates you."}
if(WHYA==4){Why="Because your mom never played with you as a kid."}
if(WHYA==5){Why="Because that's how I roll."}


if(F==1){Feelings="Pissed that i'm a damned robot."}
if(F==2){Feelings="Horribly depressed."}
if(F==3){Feelings="Happy as a retard at Chuck-E-Cheeze."}
if(F==4){Feelings="I feel sick. I hope I don't have 'Robot Flu!'"}
if(F==5){Feelings="Hungover from that party last night. It was awfully crazy, I wished we taped it."}


if(IDKA==1){IDK="I don't know."}
if(IDKA==2){IDK="Magic."}
if(IDKA==3){IDK="With a little pinch of love!"}

#Who?
if (W==1){Who="Michael Jackson."}
if (W==2){Who="Obama."}
if (W==3){Who="Master Chief."}
if (W==4){Who="Lelouch V. Britannia."}
if (W==5){Who="GladOs."}
if (W==6){Who="Britney Spears."}
if (W==7){Who="Chuck Norris."}
if (W==8){Who="Leeroy Jenkins."}
if (W==9){Who="Your mom."}
if (W==10){Who="The one."}
if (W==11){Who="George Bush."}
if (W==12){Who="A hobo."}
if (W==13){Who="Keano Reeves."}
if (W==14){Who="A ninja."}
if (W==15){Who="Jesus."}
if (W==16){Who="A street cleaner."}
if (W==17){Who="Me."}
if (W==18){Who="Julio."}
if (W==19){Who="Your daddy."}
if (W==20){Who="No one."}
if (W==21){Who="Ronald McDonald."}
if (W==22){Who="A baby rapist."}
if (W==23){Who="Your dentist."}
if (W==24){Who="An african pirate."}
if (W==25){Who="The Burger King."}



if(Command:find("weather") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: It is currently "+Weathera+" Where I Am.")}

if(WhereA==1){Where="London."}
if(WhereA==2){Where="Pittsburgh."}
if(WhereA==3){Where="California."}
if(WhereA==4){Where="Philidelphia."}
if(WhereA==5){Where="Mars."}
if(WhereA==6){Where="Reach."}
if(WhereA==7){Where="Your ass."}
if(WhereA==8){Where="Minneapolis."}
if(WhereA==9){Where="JC Penny's."}
if(WhereA==20){Where="Your ball Sack!"}
if(Command:find("Hi") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Hello "+lastSpoke():name()+".")}
if(Command:find("feel") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Hello "+Feelings+".")}
if(Command:find("why") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: "+Why+".")}
if(Command:find("why") & Command:find("tyler") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: "+IDK+".")}
if(Command:find("when")& !Command:find("loki:")) {concmd("say Tyler: "+RMonth+" "+RDay+", "+RYear+".")}
if(Command:find("who") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: "+Who+".")}
if(Command:find("where") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: "+Where+".")}
if(Command:find("/tbowner") & !MeSaid){concmd("say /me <TbDoS>: The Spawnee of This Copy Of TbDoS (By JulioGee) Is "+Owner+".")}
if(Command:find("tyler") & Command:find("map") & !MeSaid){concmd("say Tyler: The map Were on is "+Map+".bsp")}
if(Command:find("tyler") & Command:find("server") & !MeSaid){concmd("say Tyler: The server your on is "+Servername+".")}
if(Command:find("tyler") & Command:find("gamemode") & !MeSaid){concmd("say Tyler: Your playing "+Gamemode+".")}
if(Command:find("tyler") & Command:find("how") & Command:find("players") & !MeSaid){concmd("say Tyler: There are "+Playernum+" players.")}
if(Command:find("tyler") & Command:find("max") & Command:find("players") & !MeSaid){concmd("say Tyler: There can be "+Maxplayernum+" Players on at a time")}
#Original Concept By Dmitriy
A=random(1,500)
if(A==250) {Saytalk=1} else{Saytalk = 0}
if(first() | duped()) { hint("If it doesnt talk, Do wire_expression2_concmd 0 Then do 1.",7)}
if(first() | duped()) { concmd("say /me TBv1.337: Salutations Fair Server.")}
if(first() | duped()) {concmd("play common/stuck1.wav")}
if(first() | duped()) { hint("TylerBot v1.337 by JulioGee.",7)}
if(first() | duped()) { hint("Contact me at JulioGEE@rocketmail.com with any questions",7)}
if(Saytalk) {concmd("say Tyler: Why Don't You Guys Talk To Me!")}
if(Command:find("/tbver") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say /me TbDoS: TylerBotv 1.337 by JulioGee. Contact Julio, My maker at JulioGEE@rocketmail.com with any questions")}
if(Command:find("idc") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Well, You should.")}
if(Command:find("idk") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: then your a retard"+lastSpoke():name()+".")}
if(Command:find("sto") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Never will I Stop "+lastSpoke():name()+".")}
if(Command:find("ball") & Command:find("tyler") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: You suck balls, I dont need to, i Got BALLZ OF STEEL "+lastSpoke():name()+".")}
if(Command:find(":d") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: :D "+lastSpoke():name()+".")}

#Swear Words/Greets
if(Command:find("Hi") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Hello "+lastSpoke():name()+".")}
if(Command:find("sup") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Hello "+lastSpoke():name()+".")}
if(Command:find("yo") & Command:find("guys") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Hello "+lastSpoke():name()+".")}
if(Command:find("hello") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Hello "+lastSpoke():name()+".")}
if(Command:find("hey") & Command:find("guys") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Hello "+lastSpoke():name()+".")}
if(Command:find("hai") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Hello "+lastSpoke():name()+".")}
if(Command:find("bye") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Bye "+lastSpoke():name()+".")}
if(Command:find("bai") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Bye "+lastSpoke():name()+".")}
if(Command:find("nigger") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Watch Your Language "+lastSpoke():name()+".")}
if(Command:find("niga") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Watch Your Language "+lastSpoke():name()+"!")}
if(Command:find("fuck") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Watch Your Language "+lastSpoke():name()+"!")}
if(Command:find("damn") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Watch Your Language "+lastSpoke():name()+"!")}
if(Command:find("damnit") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Watch Your Language "+lastSpoke():name()+"!")}
if(Command:find("shit!") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Watch Your Language "+lastSpoke():name()+"!")}
if(Command:find("hell!") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Watch Your Language "+lastSpoke():name()+"!")}
if(Command:find("dickz") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Watch Your Language "+lastSpoke():name()+"!")}
if(Command:find("penor") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Watch Your Language "+lastSpoke():name()+"!")}
if(Command:find("piss") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Watch Your Language "+lastSpoke():name()+"!")}
if(Command:find("ass") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Did You mean Butt "+lastSpoke():name()+"?")}
if(Command:find("vagina") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Watch Your Language "+lastSpoke():name()+"!")}
if(Command:find("test") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: We Know It works "+lastSpoke():name()+"....")}
if(Command:find("pee") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Ew! "+lastSpoke():name()+" Thats Nasty!")}
if(Command:find("poop") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Ew!"+lastSpoke():name()+" Thats Nasty!")}
if(Command:find("no") & Command:find("!") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: I Was Wrong? D:")}
if(Command:find(".wav") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: You Played a sound AGAIN?")}
if(Command:find("(disconnect by user.)") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: I forgot to say good bye to them D:")}
if(Command:find("(kicked by console.)") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: I guess they were bad?")}
if(Command:find("(error") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: I guess they were bad?")}
if(Command:find("1337") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Your not 1337 "+lastSpoke():name()+"....")}
if(Command:find("leet") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Phail")}
if(Command:find("tyler..") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Yes ?")}
if(Command:find("id") & Command:find("steam") & Command:find("how") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: To Find Steam Ids, Type Status In Console.")}
if(Command:find("how") & Command:find("laid") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: You don't ask a robot that, as I have No Penis *Sad crys*.")}
if(Command:find("???") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: ??")}
if(Command:find("obama") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Obamas a Cash Wasting Piece of motherfucking Dog shit")}
if(Command:find("bush") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Bush? He may have been kinda wastefull, But a hole lot fucking better than Barack Shit'head Obama!")}







#Insults
if(Command:find("loser") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Thats Not Nice "+lastSpoke():name()+"!")}
if(Command:find("retard") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Thats Not Nice "+lastSpoke():name()+"!")}
if(Command:find("stupid") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Thats Not Nice!"+lastSpoke():name()+"!")}
if(Command:find("duh") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Thats Not Nice "+lastSpoke():name()+"!")}
if(Command:find("-_-") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: -_-...")}


#Nouns
if(Command:find("ufa?") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: UFA Is United federation of Awesomness, "+lastSpoke():name()+".")}
if(Command:find("united federation of Awesomness") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: I Love That Place "+lastSpoke():name()+".")}
if(Command:find("usa?") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: USA is the United States Of America, "+lastSpoke():name()+".")}
if(Command:find("uk?") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: UK Is The United Kingdom , "+lastSpoke():name()+".")}
if(Command:find("ru?") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: RU Stands For Russia, "+lastSpoke():name()+".")}
if(Command:find("af?") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: AF Stands For Africa, "+lastSpoke():name()+".")}
if(Command:find("mc?") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: MC Stands For My Cock, "+lastSpoke():name()+".")}


#Time
if(Command:find("time") & !JulSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: I Wish I Knew "+lastSpoke():name()+".")}




#Internet Lingo
if(Command:find("ttyl") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Talk to you later")}
if(Command:find("b4n") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Bye for now ")}
if(Command:find("bbl") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: be back later")}
if(Command:find("lol") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Laugh Out Loud")}
if(Command:find("brb") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: "+lastSpoke():name()+" Will Be right back.")}
if(Command:find("gtg") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Got to go ")}
if(Command:find("afk") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: "+lastSpoke():name()+" is now afk")}
if(Command:find("wtf") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: "+lastSpoke():name()+" please use What the Fudge")}
if(Command:find("omg") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: "+lastSpoke():name()+" please Use Oh my Gosh")}
if(Command:find("omfg") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: "+lastSpoke():name()+" please Use Oh My Fudging Gosh")}
if(Command:find("pwned") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Owned!")}
if(Command:find("ffs") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: "+lastSpoke():name()+" please Use For Fudges Sake")}
if(Command:find("minge") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Take him out!")}
if(Command:find("noob") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Take him out!")}
if(Command:find("lolwut") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Laugh out loud What!")}
if(Command:find("fag") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: "+lastSpoke():name()+" please use proper language")}
if(Command:find("ftw") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: For The Win!")}
if(Command:find("ftl") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: For the lose")}
if(Command:find("gmod") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Garrys Mod")}
if(Command:find("fgt") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: no u")}
if(Command:find("rofl") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Rolling On the Floor Laughing")}
if(Command:find("lmao") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Laughing My Butt Off")}
if(Command:find("lmfao") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Lauging My Fudging Butt Off")}
if(Command:find("XD") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: :D")}
if(Command:find("fly") & Command:find("how") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: You Press V To Fly!")}
if(Command:find("%null1%") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Null Text Line")}
if(Command:find("%null2%") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Null Text Line")}
if(Command:find("%null3%") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Null Text Line")}
if(Command:find("greet") & Command:find("it") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Well, I'm not dumb! I'm Tyler, Julio's Chat Bot")}
if(Command:find("urgay") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: NO U")}
if(Command:find("win") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: No, You just lost.")}
if(Command:find("gay") & Command:find("mom") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: My Moms gay, And your dicks the size of a penny")}
if(Command:find("stop") & Command:find("mocking") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: NEVER")}
if(Command:find("syke") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: YOU LIAR")}
if(Command:find("nou") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: no u")}
if(Command:find("no u") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: no u bitch")}
if(Command:find("freakin") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: No its fucking not dick shit")}


#Q/A & Responses
if(Command:find("how") & Command:find("are") & Command:find("you") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Im good,"+lastSpoke():name()+". How Are You?")}
if(Command:find("hate") & Command:find("tyler") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: :C")}
if(Command:find("fff") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: It doesn't sound good!")}
if(Command:find("butthead") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: You not a good person "+lastSpoke():name()+", you know that right?")}
if(Command:find("lag") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Change a provider if you are lagging!")}
if(Command:find("gtfo") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Dont tell me what to do "+lastSpoke():name()+"!")}
if(Command:find("nah") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Why not?")}
if(Command:find("tyler") & Command:find("unsmart") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Im not an idiot!")}
if(Command:find("like") & Command:find("cheese") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Some times, i dream about cheese.")}
if(Command:find("fail") & Command:find("tyler") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Just like you "+lastSpoke():name()+"!")}
if(Command:find("wire") & Command:find("help") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Sorry but you will have to ask someone else.")}
if(Command:find("were") & Command:find("tyler") & Command:find("?") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: I wish i would know!")}
if(Command:find("where") & Command:find("tyler") & Command:find("?") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: I wish i would know!")}
if(Command:find("thank") & Command:find("tyler") & Command:find("you") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Have fun!")}
if(Command:find("stop") & Command:find("it") & (Command:find("Tyler") & !MeSaid)) {concmd("say Tyler: NEVER!")}
if(Command:find("salutations") & Command:find("tyler") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Hello "+lastSpoke():name()+".")}
if(Command:find("Like") & Command:find("tyler") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: I Like You to "+lastSpoke():name()+"!")}
if(Command:find("love") & Command:find("tyler") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Aw Your So Nice "+lastSpoke():name()+"!")}
if(Command:find("good") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Awesome! >:D")}
if(Command:find("bad") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Aww! D':")}
if(Command:find("idiot") & Command:find("tyler") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: I Dont usually use bad language, But FUCK YOU "+lastSpoke():name()+"!")}
if(Command:find("smart") & Command:find("tyler") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Aw Your So Nice "+lastSpoke():name()+"!")}
if(Command:find("love") & Command:find("tyler") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Aw Your So Nice "+lastSpoke():name()+"!")}
if(Command:find("gay") & Command:find("ur") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Just like you "+lastSpoke():name()+"!")}
if(Command:find("awesome") & Command:find("tyler") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Just like you "+lastSpoke():name()+"!")}
if(Command:find("xd") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: XD :>D")}
if(Command:find("gey") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: :O")}
if(Command:find("stfu") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Why Don't you Shut The Fuck Up"+lastSpoke():name()+".")}
if(Command:find("no..") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: No? The Hell You Mean NO")}
if(Command:find("wrong") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: No "+lastSpoke():name()+", Im always right")}
#Questions
if(Command:find("jojo") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Jojo? He is Gay!")}
if(Command:find("disco") & Command:find("what") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: DiscoBiscuit? He is Fucking Win!")}
if(Command:find("david") & Command:find("what") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: David? He is Win!!")}
if(Command:find("dmitriy") & Command:find("what") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Dmitriy? He is Win!!")}
if(Command:find("grunt") & Command:find("what")& !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Grunt? He is Win!!")}
if(Command:find("mike") & Command:find("what") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Mike Dude? He is Win!!")}
if(Command:find("julio") & Command:find("what") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Julio? He is My Maker!!")}
if(Command:find("retarded") & Command:find("tyler") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Just like you "+lastSpoke():name()+"!")}
if(Command:find("dumb") & Command:find("tyler") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Just like you "+lastSpoke():name()+"!")}
if(Command:find("fat") & Command:find("tyler") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Just like you "+lastSpoke():name()+"!")}
if(Command:find("overweight") & Command:find("tyler") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Just like you "+lastSpoke():name()+"!")}
if(Command:find("help") & Command:find("who") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Not Me")}
if(Command:find("Why?") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: I.. Don't.. Know..")}
if(Command:find("cake") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Cake? THE CAKE IS A LIE")}
if(Command:find("rio") & Command:find("what") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Rio?? Riosnyper Is Fucking Awesome!!!")}
if(Command:find("UFA|GDI]") & Command:find("what") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Rio?? Riosnyper Is Fucking Awesome!!!")}
if(Command:find("alyx") & Command:find("what") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Alyx Vance? She Is HAWT")}
if(Command:find("breen") & Command:find("what") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Breen? The Combine Administraitor")}
if(Command:find("barney") & Command:find("what") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Barney? A Former Security Guard From Black Mesa")}
if(Command:find("mossman") & Command:find("what") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Mossman? A Lieing Stinking Bitch")}
if(Command:find("gman") & Command:find("what") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Gman? A scary guy in a suit")}
if(Command:find("eli") & Command:find("what") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Eli Vance? A Old Scientist with a Peg leg")}
if(Command:find("kliener") & Command:find("what") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Kliener!?! A Scientiest Who is thought to be a noob")}
if(Command:find("dog") & Command:find("what") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: DOG? DOG Is a robot built by Eli Vance for his daughter Alyx Vance")}
if(Command:find("shit?") & Command:find("what") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Poop? Grow up! Thats Nasty!")}
if(Command:find("dick") & Command:find("juice") & Command:find("what") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Pee? Grow up! Thats Nasty")}
if(Command:find("fart") & Command:find("what") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Fart? Grow up! Thats Nasty")}
if(Command:find("penis") & Command:find("what") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Penis?? Grow up! Thats Nasty")}
if(Command:find("gay") & Command:find("what") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Gay? Hm...You are "+lastSpoke():name()+".")}
if(Command:find("oops") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Phailure")}
if(Command:find("...") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: ufailed ")}
if(Command:find("wut") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: wut? The Hell You Mean wut? SPELL IT RIGHT DAMNIT")}

#Yells
if(Command:find("hax") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: H4X0R! >:D")}
if(Command:find("hack") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: H4X0R!>:D")}
if(Command:find("you") & Command:find("ask") & Command:find("tyler") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: I did'nt Ask Anything")}
if(Command:find("crap") & Command:find("tyler") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Me, Crap? Your a Illiterate Piece Of Shiznix >:D")}
if(Command:find("tyler?") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Yes "+lastSpoke():name()+"?")}
if(Command:find("shet") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Fail "+lastSpoke():name()+".")}
if(Command:find("pewp") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Your a sicko "+lastSpoke():name()+".")}
if(Command:find("hax") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: H4X0R! >:D")}
if(Command:find("hacks") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: H4X0R!>:D")}
if(Command:find("you") & Command:find("ask") & Command:find("tyler") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: I did'nt Ask Anything")}
if(Command:find("crap") & Command:find("tyler") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Me, Crap? Your a Illiterate Piece Of Shiznix >:D")}
if(Command:find("shet") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Fail "+lastSpoke():name()+".")}
if(Command:find("pewp") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Your a sicko "+lastSpoke():name()+".")}
if(Command:find("gay") & Command:find("julio's") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: GAY? YOUR SAYING MY CREATORS GAY? "+lastSpoke():name()+" YOUR A FUCKING RETARD")}
if(Command:find("julio's") & Command:find("talkbot") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: No Shit Sherloc I Know who I Am.")}
if(Command:find("sad") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: ;C")}
if(Command:find("dam!") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: The dam dam is in the dam way")}
if(Command:find("fuk") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: dont even try")}
if(Command:find("fack") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: fack you to")}
if(Command:find("tard") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: no u a tard")}
if(Command:find("fu(k") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: No >:D")}
if(Command:find("fux") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Fail I Know every way to say Fuck! >:D")}
if(Command:find("fuu") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Fuck?")}
if(Command:find("weld") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: how i weld")}
if(Command:find("fu<k") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Nope...")}
if(Command:find("plz") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: No")}
if(Command:find("f") & Command:find("word") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Try and say the f word without me yelling at you. I Dare you. ")}
if(Command:find("fuh") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: No")}
if(Command:find("plz") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: No")}
if(Command:find("h4x") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: I Just said That you Bitch!")}
if(Command:find("julio's") & Command:find("name") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Julio's Name Is Actually Tyler In Real Life >:D. Thanks For Asking"+lastSpoke():name()+".")}
#Languages
if(Command:find("deutsch") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Ich spreche kein Deutsch")}
if(Command:find("francais") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Je ne parle pas le francais ")}
if(Command:find("espanol") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Yo no hablo espanol")}
if(Command:find("norwgegian") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Jeg snakker ikke Norwgegian")}
#translated Lang
if(Command:find("german") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: I don't know german")}
if(Command:find("french") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: I don't know french ")}
if(Command:find("spanish") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: I don't know spanish")}
if(Command:find("norwgegian") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: I Don't Know Norweigen")}
if(Command:find("tyler") & Command:find("isnt") & Command:find("right") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: I Am Right Bitch")}
if(Command:find("sucks") & Command:find("tyler") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: No, You Do.")}
if(Command:find("gordon") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: Freeman?")}



#facts
if(Facta==1){Fact="The voice of Zoey in L4D is the same as Cortana from the Halo games."}
if(Facta==2){Fact="A nuclear bomb is easier to make then you think."}
if(Facta==3){Fact="Germany is developing a pill to increase your lifespan to 200 years."}
if(Facta==4){Fact="People have found the cure for cancer, but the government would lose money on medicine, so they don't approve them."}
if(Facta==5){Fact="The most popular car color between 2000 and 2005 was silver."}
if(Facta==6){Fact="The average person will spend 2 weeks over their lifetime waiting for the traffic light to change."}
if(Facta==7){Fact="The parachute was invented by DaVinci in 1515."}
if(Facta==8){Fact=" If You Have 5 Dollars, And Chuck Noris has 5 Dollars, Chuck Norris Has More Money Than you."}
if(Facta==9){Fact="Hershey's Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt."}
if(Facta==10){Fact="Butterflies taste with their feet."}
if(Facta==11){Fact="In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere."}
if(Facta==12){Fact="There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball."}
if(Facta==13){Fact="The average bra size today is 36C. Ten years ago it was 34B."}
if(Facta==14){Fact="A pipe organ was the loudest sound that could be made in the year 1600."}
if(Facta==15){Fact="Jupiter is the largest planet in the solar system, twice as big as all the other planets combined."}
if(Facta==16){Fact="In 1976, the 10 billionth gallon of 'Coca-Cola' syrup was produced."}
if(Facta==17){Fact="Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning."}
if(Facta==18){Fact="Turtles can breathe through their butts."}
if(Facta==19){Fact="The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum."}
if(Facta==20){Fact="More than half of women in the United States will not leave their home without makeup on."}
if(Facta==21){Fact="Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin."}
if(Facta==22){Fact="Your odds of being killed by space debris are approximately 1 in 5 billion."}
if(Facta==23){Fact="Elephants are the only animals that can't jump."}
if(Facta==24){Fact="The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache."}
if(Facta==25){Fact="The average person falls asleep in seven minutes."}
if(Facta==26){Fact="The average person has over 1,460 dreams a year."}
if(Facta==27){Fact="The first video aired on MTV was 'Video Killed the Radio Star' by the Buggles in 1981."}
if(Facta==28){Fact="The collecting of beer mats (coasters) is called tegestology."}
if(Facta==29){Fact="The only letter not appearing on the Periodic Table is the letter J."}
if(Facta==30){Fact="The name 'Tyler' comes from the roman 'tiler'."}
if(Facta==31){Fact="I am not a fake."}
if(Command:find("fact") & Command:find("tyler") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: "+Fact+".")}

#Jokes
J=round(random(1,40))
if (J==1){Joke="What goes black, white, black, white, black, white, black, white? A nun falling down stairs."}
if (J==2){Joke="Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry."}
if (J==3){Joke="Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th."}
if (J==4){Joke="Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!"}
if (J==5){Joke="Your mama's cooking is so bad, that the flies pitched in to fix the screen door."}
if (J==6){Joke="Your mama's so ugly, she laid down to take a beauty nap and slipped into a coma."}
if (J==7){Joke="To lazy to tell a joke."}
if (J==8){Joke="Yo mama is so fat, her picture fell off the wall!"}
if (J==9){Joke="Yo mama's so dumb, she stuck the phone up her ass and thought she was makin' a booty call."}
if (J==10){Joke="Yo mama's teeth are so yellow she spits butter."}
if (J==11){Joke="Yo mama's face is so ugly, when she cries the tears run down her back."}
if (J==12){Joke="Yo Mama is so stupid, she got run over by a parked car."}
if (J==13){Joke="Yo mama's so ugly, she walked out of the pet store and the alarm went off."}
if (J==14){Joke="Yo mama's so funky she brushes her teeth with a chainsaw."}
if (J==15){Joke="Yo mama is so fat, she has a tattoo of the United States on her chest and in the corner it says ''actual size.''"}
if (J==16){Joke="Your mama's so old, when she went to school there was no such thing as history class."}
if (J==17){Joke="Yo mama is so big she makes Moby Dick look like a tic-tac."}
if (J==18){Joke="Yo mama's so fat, she can't even float in space!"}
if (J==19){Joke="Yo mama's so fat that she went into 7-11 and didn't come out until 11:07."}
if (J==20){Joke="Yo Mama is so stupid it takes her two hours to watch 60 minutes."}
if (J==21){Joke="Yo mama's so dumb she sat on the TV and watched the couch."}
if (J==22){Joke="Yo mama is so fat, when she wanted a water bed they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean."}
if (J==23){Joke="Yo mama's so dumb, she tried to drown her pet fish."}
if (J==24){Joke="Yo Mama is so fat, she looks like she's trying to smuggle a Volkswagon."}
if (J==25){Joke="Yo mama is so fat, she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out!"}
if (J==26){Joke="Yo Mama is so fat, she irons her clothes with a steamroller."}
if (J==27){Joke="Yo mama is so fat that when she walks in high heels she strikes oil."}
if (J==28){Joke="Yo mama's so fat, she uses the equator as a belt!"}
if (J==29){Joke="Yo Mama's so fat, when she goes to get out of the bath you have to call the Coast Guard."}
if (J==30){Joke="Yo mama is so fat, she wore a red dress and everyone shouted Hey! Kool-Aid!"}
if (J==31){Joke="Whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?You dont wear shoes on a trampoline!"}
if (J==32){Joke="<Dead baby joke here.>"}
if (J==33){Joke="<Another dead baby joke here.>"}
if (J==34){Joke="<To lazy to make a joke.>"}
if (J==35){Joke="Make your own damn joke!"}
if (J==36){Joke="Im not your bitch."}
if (J==37){Joke="Make me."}
if (J==38){Joke="You cant tell me what to do!"}
if (J==39){Joke="<Incest joke here.>"}
if (J==40){Joke="<One more dead baby joke here.>"}
if(Command:find("joke") & Command:find("tyler") & !MeSaid) {concmd("say Tyler: "+Joke+".")}

You could at least write your own code instead of copying haloguy's loki chatbot.
http://www.wiremod.com/forum/attachments...i-v2.0.txt

lol it is loki, at least the joke part is.

...and fact part...

its my first chatbot, i used the code dmitriy gave me, and some of halo's code, Next one i will make myself.

XD

make it say tat ur really stupit

ake it say taht kittenbutt shoudl stfu